Single Man Who Watches 37 Hours Of Dateline, Remains Dateless
After three lonely Friday nights, Gary finally decided to give Dateline a try. “The name practically screams dating advice,” he thought, settling onto the couch with cautious optimism and a microwaved dinner for one.
After three lonely Friday nights, Gary finally decided to give Dateline a try. “The name practically screams dating advice,” he thought, settling onto the couch with cautious optimism and a microwaved dinner for one.
Forty-five minutes later, however, he found himself less focused on romance and more concerned about why every story involved suspicious spouses, alibis, and ominous voiceovers. By episode three, Gary sadly realized Dateline wasn’t helping him find love—it was mostly teaching him which red flags to avoid if he ever actually got a date.
But then he thought about the really cute assistant prosecutor from Iowa. I wonder if she's on Facebook or LinkedIn...
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