Senior Adult Takes “Need Help To Your Car?” As a Personal Attack
Melbourne, FL: “Sometimes you just have to show people who you are,” said James Wilson, 73, after a spritely Publix clerk cheerfully asked if he needed help carrying his groceries to the car.
Melbourne, FL: “Sometimes you just have to show people who you are,” said James Wilson, 73, after a spritely Publix clerk cheerfully asked if he needed help carrying his groceries to the car.
“I looked at her and said, ‘Let’s arm wrestle for it. Loser carries the bags,” Wilson recalled. “Then I hit her with the line from Monty Python and the Holy Grail: ‘I’m not dead yet.’”
Wilson said the blank stare that followed suggested the clerk had never seen the movie, adding, “Honestly, that hurt worse than being offered help with the groceries.”
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