Recurring dispatches from the home, the marriage, and the waiting room.
Psychiatrist: Porsche Means Crisis, Volvo Means Compression Socks
“Look, Doc,” Gary sighed, sinking into the leather chair, “I think I bought the Volvo because I’m having a midlife crisis. I’m suddenly reading about lumbar support, Scandinavian minimalism, and saying things like, ‘safe...
Single Man Who Watches 37 Hours Of Dateline, Remains Dateless
After three lonely Friday nights, Gary finally decided to give Dateline a try. “The name practically screams dating advice,” he thought, settling onto the couch with cautious optimism and a microwaved dinner for one.
Amazon Adds Technology IQ Test for Baby Boomers Over 60
In a move that has left millions of Baby Boomers squinting suspiciously at their phones, Amazon has reportedly introduced a new IQ test, or “Technical Competency Verification,” before customers over 60 can purchase smart...
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