Pastor Confirms Man Has The Gift of Confusion, Not Tongues
Tallahassee, FL: “I’m not saying you don’t have the gift of tongues,” the pastor said patiently. “What I am saying is that shouting ‘Hey Macarena’ during my sermon—during the prayer, I might add—doesn’t qualify.”
Tallahassee, FL: “I’m not saying you don’t have the gift of tongues,” the pastor said patiently. “What I am saying is that shouting ‘Hey Macarena’ during my sermon—during the prayer, I might add—doesn’t qualify.”
The man shifted in his chair. “But pastor, I don’t speak Spanish. Not even a little. The words just came to me out of nowhere.”
“I understand,” the pastor replied. “But the gift of tongues is meant to glorify God and edify the church. I’m fairly certain yelling ‘Hey Macarena’ while pointing at random people in the pews misses the theological mark.”
The man sat silently for a moment.
“So… you’re saying I shouldn’t have followed it with the dance?”
The pastor closed his Bible and sighed.
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