Local Woman Trapped In Roundabout Begins New Life There
Viera, FL: After entering the Viera Traffic Circle of Death Tuesday morning and failing to locate an exit, local woman Denise Harper reportedly began “adjusting to her new reality,” ordering DoorDash to avoid starvation ...
Viera, FL: After entering the Viera Traffic Circle of Death Tuesday morning and failing to locate an exit, local woman Denise Harper reportedly began “adjusting to her new reality,” ordering DoorDash to avoid starvation and organizing her center console into what she now calls “the kitchen.”
Her GPS offered little encouragement, calmly announcing, “In 500 feet… continue circling.” Harper remained unfazed. “
This is nothing,” she said. “I have a friend in my mahjong group who was stuck here so long she had to be refueled by a Boeing Stratotanker.”
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