Joe Asks Jill To Slow Down During Intense ‘Red Fish’ Sequence
Washington, D.C.: A firm believer in the KISS principle (“Keep It Simple, Sweetheart”), Jill Biden tucked Joe in and reached for his favorite bedtime thriller, One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish. “This one really keeps...
Washington, D.C.: A firm believer in the KISS principle (“Keep It Simple, Sweetheart”), Jill Biden tucked Joe in and reached for his favorite bedtime thriller, One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish. “This one really keeps me on the edge of my seat,” Joe reportedly whispered before drifting off somewhere around page three.
Jill later revealed to MS NOW's morning hosts that she’s working with Disney on a pronoun-friendly adaptation in which the fish respectfully introduce themselves, ask for preferred tank identities, and spend forty minutes processing their feelings before anyone swims anywhere.
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