Isaac Suddenly Too Busy For Father-Son Walk
When Abraham casually asked Isaac if he wanted to go for a walk, Isaac suddenly became very interested in academic responsibility.
When Abraham casually asked Isaac if he wanted to go for a walk, Isaac suddenly became very interested in academic responsibility.
Remembering how the last father-son outing had involved firewood, a mountain, and what felt suspiciously like an attempted sacrifice, he quickly replied, “Dad, I haven’t finished my homework. But I’m pretty sure Ishmael has. In fact, he mentioned this morning that he never gets any ‘dad time.’”
Abraham stood silently for a moment, wondering where he had left his matches, while Isaac quietly congratulated himself on what he believed was a flawless deflection strategy.
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