First-Time Church Visitor Assumes Worship Band Takes Requests
Orlando, FL — A first-time visitor to Calvary Chapel reportedly spent the opening worship set convinced he had accidentally wandered into a live concert, prompting him to stand, switch on his iPhone flashlight, and wave ...
Orlando, FL — A first-time visitor to Calvary Chapel reportedly spent the opening worship set convinced he had accidentally wandered into a live concert, prompting him to stand, switch on his iPhone flashlight, and wave it enthusiastically toward the worship band while wondering why the crowd seemed unusually restrained.
Hopeful that the musicians would welcome audience participation, he allegedly shouted, “FREE BIRD!” during a quiet worship transition and later asked whether the guitarist took requests.
Church members first assumed he was simply “feeling the Spirit” until he yelled, “Play something from Led Zeppelin!”
His visibly horrified friend reportedly spent the next 20 minutes whispering, “Please sit down. This is church,” while pretending not to know him.
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