Conservative Amazed The View Apparently Has 9 Viewers
According to unofficial estimates, all nine people who still watch The View were reportedly devastated to learn of Joy Behar’s hiatus, though producers confirmed that the entire audience could still fit comfortably in a ...
According to unofficial estimates, all nine people who still watch The View were reportedly devastated to learn of Joy Behar’s hiatus, though producers confirmed that the entire audience could still fit comfortably in a moderately sized minivan, with room left over for snacks.
Emergency group texts were immediately dispatched among the viewership. Asked for comment, one conservative commentator reportedly blinked in disbelief and said, “Wait…nine? I honestly thought it was three producers, two interns, and a television accidentally left on in an airport lounge.”
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