Cardinals Alarmed After God Enters Group Chat
A hush fell over the Vatican chamber as the senior cardinals stared at the glowing phone, its heavenly brightness reflecting off their gold crosses and startled faces. The senior cardinal adjusted his glasses, looked aro...
A hush fell over the Vatican chamber as the senior cardinals stared at the glowing phone, its heavenly brightness reflecting off their gold crosses and startled faces. The senior cardinal adjusted his glasses, looked around nervously, and whispered, “I didn’t know God knew how to text.”
The phone buzzed again.
“Apparently, there are a lot of things you don’t know about Me,” the message read. “The Bible was never intended to be a ‘good first draft’ that required your input.
“Can any of you recite Mathew 5:18? ‘Until heaven and earth pass away, not an iota, not a dot, will pass from the Law.’ Ring any bells?”
Another message appeared.
“If I decide to write The Bible 2.0, I’ll text you. But don’t hold your breath.”
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