Bored World Cup Viewer Chooses Root Canal For Entertainment
Bored nearly to tears after attempting to watch the World Cup, local man Kevin Harper decided that performing his own dental work somehow felt like the less painful option. Wearing cartoon dinosaur pajamas and staring bl...
Bored nearly to tears after attempting to watch the World Cup, local man Kevin Harper decided that performing his own dental work somehow felt like the less painful option. Wearing cartoon dinosaur pajamas and staring blankly at the television, Harper reportedly sighed, grabbed a dental mirror, and muttered, “At least with this, something eventually happens.”
Friends say the tipping point came during a scoreless stretch so uneventful that he briefly considered reorganizing receipts before settling on a DIY root canal as the evening’s entertainment.
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